So far, I’ve come up with 10 sure signs and pass them on to you to help you avoid such a fate.
Sign 1: Instead of snoring, you tweet.
Sign 2: You tweet while shaving or brushing your teeth.
Sign 3: You tweet about shaving or brushing your teeth.
Sign 4: Instead of saying “Call me,” you say “Tweet me.”
Sign 5: You send a Twitter direct message to your best friend while walking down the street together.
Sign 6: Your friend sends a Twitter direct message back, and you think this is normal.
Sign 7: You tweet your proposal on your iPhone to your sweetheart’s iPhone while kneeling before her, and you both think this is normal.
Sign 8: You dream in 140 characters.
Sign 9: Your autobiography is the first few words of a sentence followed by “…” and a shortened link to the rest of the text.
Sign 10: You keep a pad and pen by your bedside in case you think of a tweet while sleeping.
Watch for the signs! Meanwhile, I’m off to have some tea before my eyes get into a permanent crossed condition. Tweet you later!


















